Attempts at understanding life
Every Friday in English class, we get a poetry assignment to be completed over the weekend. Thus, I would like to share two of the poems my friends wrote (I might share some that I wrote myself later).
This first funny poem is meant to be a hyperbole, titled The Death of Me, by Lily Pan.
The Death of Me
By: Lily Pan
The worst grade anyone can ever get,
the reason why hobos exist, I bet,
my end, my doom,
my ultimate tomb,
a shame, a disgrace
I will soon have to brace,
the wrath of my parents I will try to flee,
all because I received a B.
This next poem is one spun in around half a minute when I caught someone,who wishes to be referred to as “El Fuzzy Bunny,” stealing one of my lines and writing on my assignment about me.
Who am I?
By: “El Fuzzy Bunny”
Who am I?
A panda gorda.
I am good at Mat(h)
yet I am very fat.
Yes, I like ham
Cause I’m a lamb.
JK, I’m a panda bear.
I’m not sure how much sense this one makes, but he asked me to post it and everyone seemed to like it so here it is 🙂
If you want one of your poems featured, please don’t hesitate to email me.
Also, I’ve pretty much decided upon 5 categories in which I will post now: Analyses, Quotes, Requests, Guests, and Miscellaneous. Analyses are when I post my long, rambling, thoughts on something, quotes are when I analyze a certain quote and give my thoughts, requests are pieces that I write upon request, guests are when I feature someone else’s writing, and miscellaneous is basically everything else.
Anyways, thanks for reading!
EDIT: It’s actually El Fuzzy Bunny, not Cuddly Bunny.